Fred Phelps

A self-proclaimed "Reverend" who is the patriarch of a family in inbred dolts who call themselves "The Westboro Baptist Church." They protest at funerals of gay people, solidiers, and celebrities, claiming that the decesed his rotting in hell, and was a "fag". Their aim is to destroy the first amendment by taking it to such an ugly extreme, and to destroy people's view of religeon/church/God/etc.

In 1929, Fred Phelps' mom sodomized her brother (Fred's dad) with a strapon dildo. Nine months later, he took a shit and forgot to flush, they named it "Fred Phelps".

Why dosn't Fred Phelps hurry up and die. I'm anxious to protest at his funeral.

by MarcusDude April 8, 2013

chak de phatte

Chak De Phatte -though loosely translated as pick up the floorboards is more of a war cry than a housekeeping call. The origins of the phrase lie in the times when the Khalsa i.e. the original warrior Sikhs were formed, they would cross canals and attack Mughal camps in a blitzkrieg attack and then just as they came would retreat leaving the enemy helpless. The sport of tent pegging also evolved from this camp raiding where the riders would remove the pegs of the tents trapping the occupants under, what then used to b a very heavy fabric. While escaping back to their base the Khalsa warriors would dismantle any temporary bridges constructed by them (made out of "Phatte") to prevent the Mughals from chasing them and sometimes to prevent the enemy from escaping, hence the cry "Chak De Phatte". The phrase then acquired the meaning: to complete the route. And is now used as in the figure of "Bring the house down!".

Oye Chak De Phatte

by Sumeru August 31, 2006

phaggozord

the term phag (meaning fag), was made from some gamers because the gamers are restricted from saying "fag" so they say phag. Then another gamer, named hinsonhui (commonly known on games as: hinsonbetter) learned a term in biology called "phaggocyte" then people have started using that term. Then a former comrade of hinsonhui named kelvinmak combined the term "z0rd" (there is a term named z0rd on UD) with phaggocyte which made phaggozord. It is just something that is a fag basically.

Panda: LOL you just got GG'ed by my rockets n00b.
Kelvin: stfu phaggozord.
Panda: wtf? you know you can say fag in gunz? so stfu noob?
Hinson: (thinking in mind, "omfg they copied my phaggocyte)
Panda: dude i know what you're thinking thats why i posted this on UD phaggozorf

*see phaggozorf on UD also guys!*

by pandaboyxxx September 22, 2009

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!

Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

by Mandarthum September 2, 2009

Phantom Dumptaker

The Phantom Dumptaker is an elusive being that leaves its dump in the bathroom stall without flushing. The Phantom Dumptaker may leave his/her mark on public or private toilets with little or no consequence. Unfortunately funding for the war against the Phantom Dumptaker's terror is being used for the war on regular, non-Dumptaking terror.

Gerald: *Opens Stall* AVAST! I have fallen victim to the Phantom Dumptaker's Phantom Dumptakery!



Jeane: *Runs out of bathroom crying* OMFG some one left a disfigured baby in the toilet!!
Lisa: What Color was it ?!?
Jeane: *Sniff Sniff* Greenish Brown
Lisa: You have been hoodwinked by the Phantom Dumptaker!!!!!
Jeane:*Sniff* AVAST!

by Chris-G-Anity October 31, 2008

Micheal Phelps

He is born from an embryo of special merman that was wiped off the planet due to George Bush's(the senior) secret extermination service. He is the last of his kind and upon seeing the young merman Bush Sr. saw the possibilities of using him in the Olympics. Thus he was placed in a laboratory and was field tested every day by the best scientists the U.S.A. can conduct. They erased his past (alas Eternal Sunshine to the Spotless Mind) and named him Micheal Phelps

the last merman, Micheal Phelps and ruler of the seas.

by poseiden69 October 9, 2008

phallusmonger

An expert on the subject of penises, dongs, woodies, willies, doodles, dicks, erections, Johnsons, stiffies, junk, and other assorted phallic objects. Also cocks.

A phallusmonger may or may not be desirous of such objects, but they must necessarily specialize in the knowledge of them or deal in their distribution. See urologist, or gay pimp.

Willy gazed awkwardly down at the floor.
"Doctor, I saw this girl a couple weeks ago, and I think she wasn't clean... I think I might have a problem with my-"
"I'm afraid I'm not qualified to help you in that department." said Doc Johnson. "Here's a referral to see the phallusmonger."
He handed John a slip referring him to one "Woodie U. Wan" in the urology department elsewhere in the hospital. Willy cringed. "Is this some kind of joke? Couldn't you just, y'know, give me some pills or something?"

by Hank J. Wimbleton March 2, 2008