I gently open the door

I gently open the door is a "joke" from the game Doki Doki Literature Club. This was made into a meme of the text "I gently open the door" displayed and an image of dabbing hanging Sayori.

MC: "I gently open the door"
Sayori: *dabbing*

by Wilted Roses June 16, 2019

open relationship

is ideal to have when two people are too far away from each other to have a real relationship, but still like each other. It's a way to see other people if the "need" arises, but still keep feelings for the one far away. However, it is especially important that you DO tell when you see someone else.

Near: Hi Far, what did you do last night?
Far: I totally hooked up someone last night.
Near: WTF! You slut, whore, bitch! I can't believe you!
Far: But we have an open relationship.
Near: Oh, I forgot.
Far: And it didn't mean anything. He wasn't that good anyway.
Near: Oh, okay...
Far: I still like you.
Near: I like you too, I suppose.
Far: Awesome, I'm happy we're still together.
Near: Yea.

by Not Near April 27, 2008

Operation Iraqi Liberation

I thought the only reason why we went to war with Iraq was because of nuclear weapons, NOT TO "LIBERATE" IRAQ.

This whole war-with-Iraq thing is excellent proff to show that the government can trick people into going to war for no reason whatsoever.

by weirdgirl August 15, 2003

open your eyes

Racial slur against the asian race because their eyes seem to be closed or not open widely.

Andrea Nguyen is asian so i tell her to open your eyes.

by Edgar Corral January 20, 2008

Operation Paul Bunyan

Depending on how you view it it was either the most pointless operation ever conducted or the most awesome. In 1976 Some american soldiers wanted to cut down a tree on the north/south korean border. The north koreans got pissed and killed two U.S. soldiers. Responding to this the U.S. got together almost 800 men including jets and and basically a truck full of chuck norris equvilants just to cut down a tree. Basically a show of force.

Guy 1 Man operation paul bunyan was so awesome

Guy 2 Are you kidding it was such a waste of time

by Sir Joseph Broadfront August 4, 2011

open a vein

to be so bored or irritated by a situation or another person, that you start thinking how nice it would be to open a vein and slowly drift away, just to get out of your current monotonous situation.

You have Ms. Jones for English class too? That class is so fucking boring it makes me want to open a vein.

by GlitterDawg May 17, 2016

Special military operation

War

Putin started a war in Ukraine. He calls it a Special Military Operation.

by anonymous March 9, 2022