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Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.
I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018
mugGet the Bottled twatermug.

carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
by pdtd April 9, 2022
mugGet the carrot and a bottlemug.

Greatness in a bottle

Used to express excitement or in a complimentary way
Hey, did you see how he ran it in for the touchdown? That was greatness in a bottle!

Nothing wrong with her at all. Her performance was greatness in a bottle.
by kennie1 August 26, 2009
mugGet the Greatness in a bottlemug.

bottle of woha

The nice and amazing British way of saying bottle of water
Random British dude at the drive thru:hey I would like chips and a bottle of woha
by Lostbrittishmans August 28, 2022
mugGet the bottle of wohamug.

Bottle Caps Candy

Sweet tablet candies made to look like metal soda bottle caps in grape, cola, orange, root beer, and cherry flavors. Bottle Caps candy was originally introduced by Breaker Confections in 1972.1 They are currently sold by the Ferrara Candy Company.
individual Bottle Caps candy was made much smaller. The underside was flattened, and no longer resembles the underside of a bottle cap.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
mugGet the Bottle Caps Candymug.

Bottle Bitch

When Jason Belmonte annoys Sean Rash, by crinkling a water bottle. Despite the distraction Rash scores a strike, and torments Belmonte by calling him a Bottle Bitch
Belmonte: *Crinkles Water Bottle*
Rash: *Scores Strike*
Rash: "Take that bottle Bitch"
by bowling_king69 April 8, 2021
mugGet the Bottle Bitchmug.

bottle

she’s such a bottle
blebby is a bottle
glubby is also a bottle
blebby says she’s not a bottle but that’s not true
by bbbbbbblllllleeeeebbbbbbbyyyyy December 27, 2024
mugGet the bottlemug.

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