My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

my craft

something aiden dawe used describe his basketball journey

guy: “yo hows your craft going”
aiden: “my crafts going good fam”

by otis333 November 16, 2022

My iq

You have 0 IQ

What’s 9+10
You: 21
Your IQ is 0
You: My iq Iow

by Keigangi22y January 15, 2022

my z

the only person i’d spend a million lifetimes with.

my z, be my valentine?

(not taking no as an answer)

by your ex (future wife) February 7, 2022

my butt

very mean and so scrary. always punches me and looks like an old man

Person1: OMG my butt coming this way!!!!!
Person2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my butt is so scary

by im pseudonym yayyy April 7, 2022

my trains

your trains are something you guard with your life, trains come first.

you: hey girl wanna come to my place
her: oooo sure
you: *flicks on the light* meet my trains

the girl not understanding the importance of your trains leaves very disrespectfully

by basement eater#87 February 18, 2021

my youth

young one

wagwan my youth

by Syph Duckie March 1, 2021