arse thunder

Extremely voluminous fart with pant tearing characteristics and often smelling like and elderly yak took a dump in your pants

His arse thunder was that bad it blew out the windows and peeled the paint

by australianstig September 23, 2015

arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014

Thoroughbred arse

Someone (a teacher) who thinks they're at the frontier of modern scientific practices, and believe they can do whatever the hell they please.

Madhir : "Did you see how he marked our test? I wrote it as it was in the textbook and he marked it wrong."

Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."

Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."

by biig chungus April 18, 2021

hypocritical arse

A Person who is being disliked by a group of People.

You are such a hypocritical arse I can´t stand you Kevin.

by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018

Arse

(Noun) (North Western European) A large, rotund, Slavic creature whose only purpose to serve on this planet, is to search and consume every know fat calorie in the known universe.

Oh my what is that thing at the end of the golden corral line?

I believe that is an Arse!

by Laxon Dinkleton September 6, 2013

Arse hat

A person, child or pet who is annoying, irritating, troublesome and onerous to those around them.

OMG my cat is such an arse hat. He won’t make friends if he keeps biting the other animals faces.

by Betty 01 July 27, 2022

Tap that arse

To have Anal Sex with

"Judy's peach is so fine, I'd love to tap that arse.."

by Only if you're doing it right! February 20, 2023