Mayonnaise fingers

to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.

erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!

by rainbowsary February 11, 2010

Mayock

A last name, meaning "From the County of Mayo" in Ireland

He's a Mayock, from Mayo, Ireland.

by George Richards May 27, 2011

Mayossible

Said when something is both logically possible and might happen. It is a mixture between maybe and possible.

Mayossibly you'll go to the Party next week?

It's mayossible, I see if I can be arsed on the day.

by Bi-crazyBiach December 10, 2011

Mayoral Weigh-in

An official event held by the mayor's office of a city to measure the weight of the mayor in the presence of the press gallery while sometimes metaphorically 'weighing-in' on current city issues. The practice originated in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

"At this week's mayoral weigh-in, the mayor lost one pound, and answered questions about the budget."

by Tonian November 7, 2012

mayonnaise a nas car

This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?

"Mayonnaise a nas car!", Man that's a nice car!

by lindafarkle February 27, 2014

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

mayosneeze

When you're getting head and the chick sneezes jizz on you

Man, my girl was going down on me last night and when I finished she was about to swallow until she mayosneezed and got jizz all over my junk!

by XXyeah_it's_meXX December 3, 2014