Matt Barclay

stupid, idiotic, mean and gay.

Matt Barclay is the gayest ever and loves penis

by Mekayla Jeffery February 4, 2010

Matt Special

Defecating and urinating in a bowl, and then placing your brother's hand in it as he sleeps.

I got bored last night so i totally gave my roommate a Matt Special!

by Cheeky Monkey! December 6, 2007

Matt

A man with less than the average amount of hair. Known for inhaling women’s odours at the back of dark cinemas.

OMG, Matt just smelled my hair and groaned “Shampoo”

by Fishboh August 7, 2019

Irish Matt

an irish matt is when performing oral intercourse between two lesbians they both squirt their love juice on each others faces and drink it then take a shot of each others blood

i saw my sister irish matt with her best friend last night

by Pervy Stew November 2, 2008

matt voz

a sussy little man

matt voz is a sussy little man

by uudigskjfd October 19, 2021

Matt Baratz

The biggest stud you'll ever meet, gets a blowjob at least 4 times a week, total stoner,

God did you see that Matt Baratz walk by?" "Of course I did, I blew high last night.

by thepimp!.swfl June 30, 2010

Matt Pellisier

The piece of s**t drummer who left the amazing band My Chemical Romance to "pursue his life". Replaced by Bob Bryer in 2004.

Person: Who was the first drummer of MCR?
Gerard Way: A POS; Matt Pellisier, who left us!

by LynnMStockk November 21, 2010