I don't play Minecraft
A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.
'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.
A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"
Another example:
A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.
Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).
A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"
Another example:
A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.
Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).
A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
I don't play Minecraft by minemansimulator August 25, 2018
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