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Jizz Lizard

When you are on facetime with a friend an you see a person getting their ass eaten out and you scream “WHAT THE JIZZ LIZARD” as a tall european man takes action on your friends friend
Oh my God you would not believe what happened to me last night I watched Daniel Jizz Lizard some latina in a hotel last night.
by RandyTecate March 31, 2026
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Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall
What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”
by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025
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Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind
Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter
by Matterlizard September 14, 2025
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Dirty Liza

The act of having your feet came on by no less than 15 different men then sucking your own toes clean before inserting them into your slimy slot
Hey me and the boys want to come through and give you that dirty liza then watch you finish.
by Little Rooster December 8, 2025
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Vacuuming the lizard

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob
To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.
by Spambo April 1, 2009
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Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
by Gussgussv October 23, 2011
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I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.
Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.
by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015
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