Arizona Log Mover

When a girl shits in your mouth and you proceed to perform oral sex on her.
Wes: “Remember when I gave Rachael an Arizona Log Mover”
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
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nutty log

nutty flavoured tured
what a tasty tured tast's like chekein smell's like sproutss
by cleg nut May 12, 2003
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log hoe

That bitch is a fucking log hoe!
by Littleppl07 January 17, 2017
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Tipping the log

When you decide to do anal and she has a poo inside. You then enter her ass and the tip of your penis touches the poo
by Qlesbo June 14, 2024
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Rot Log

A large and particularly smelly dump.
Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
by Kindgenius September 07, 2020
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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
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soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
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