Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.
by Uncle Fes June 08, 2012
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free r kelly

a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail
Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?”

john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”
by z2spring August 01, 2023
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kelly taylor

A woman who likes to fall in love with people because of their money, she loves leaving a boyfriend and falls in love with another guy behind her boyfriend's back. She is the tyoe of person who loves attention and money and loves to make scary situations to get attention.
You are such a kelly taylor!
by Ronald guerrero March 24, 2019
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Kelly’s Rule of Inquiry

If you ask the top people for their opinions first, you won’t get effective advice from the people below them.

A group of people can be asked to make a decision and will march off in a direction they never would have taken by themselves.

When doctors are preparing to perform brain surgery on your wife, pull the top surgeons and physicians into a breakroom with residents and other medical staff and ask the people on the lowest rungs of the profession for their opinions on the surgery first.

Source: Astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of former Arizona Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, in 2014 at the annual Visitor Industry Luncheon at the Sioux Falls Convention Center
“I learned you do not want to ask the space shuttle commander, the flight director, the chief engineer or program manager his opinion first. If you do, you don’t get effective advice from the people below them.”
At Los Alamos, visitors Niels Bohr and brother Harald obeyed Kelly’s Rule of Inquiry by running their ideas on the current work by Richard Feynman before asking anyone higher up.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Luke kelly

A very fat boy that stinks of smegma
Luke kelly is seen riding his ped around northwich ends
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Luke kelly

a fat boy who smells of smegma

He also has a foot fetish
Luke kelly is constantly seen razzing his ped around the northwich ends
by mjacko lid February 22, 2022
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No Kelly

Similar to no diddy but you would use it to say that you don't touch kids or associate with that weird stuff.
Friend 1: Yo bro last night was a movie
Friend 2: AYOOOO!
Friend 1. No kelly bro
Friend 2: You should've started with that
by KellzDidntDoIt May 09, 2024
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