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Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.
Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work
by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017
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Kelly

Shes a hoe and loves to get trained. Shes a bitch.
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.
“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.
by dungdoit May 15, 2019
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kelly

is the main character and smells really nice. is real straight up and can tell people to shut the f up because gaf. has a gaf attitude and couldn’t give a single f about anyone. is very family orientated and will put family first. is the most stubborn person u will meet, if u annoy her once she will cut you out of her life because gaf.
kelly is so sexy
by Serjsuckscock November 23, 2021
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Kelly

A person suffering from an excessive sence of anxiety entitlement who’s world is more important than everybody else. Likely to regularly phone in sick for work or generally lets people around her down.
by Angel 1234 March 7, 2025
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Lauren Kelly

Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.
by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023
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R. Kelly Hydropump

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.
by Lil Smokey Pot February 22, 2017
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