jaled

jaled= leader of the gang del boschetto
jaled= kebabbaro
jaled= pushin P

r:" HEY JALED, WHERE'S UR GANG?"
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A: "UEE JALED, CAN U MAKE ME A KEBAB?"
jaled: "NO FUCKING IDIOT"
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s: "JALED IS A REAL ONE, PUSHIN P"

by JALED THE REAL ONE February 13, 2022

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Jared

Jared is the best buddy you could ever have, he no doubt has a cool car with a pathetic horn, lives with his mum, he lives of cigarettes and Mountain Dew!! He’s so cool that he wears sun glasses all day and all night, inside, outside it doesn’t matter with out them he just isn’t the same, and can’t see…

Hey you know that guy Jared? The sweaty boy, that drinks Mountain Dew like water? Yeah he’s so cool, the best bud ever! I wish I had a BFF like Jared.

by The most Methical Unicorn ever February 16, 2022

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Jahedul

a kind and caring bengali fishy boi who has a secret cute side but can be the biggest prick ever - trust me lol
an aries and a very horny dude. oh and his soulmate is a lil cutieee bunny called Layla 🥰

Pooja: ew the new kid in school is a fish but he seems cute
Layla: hes defo Jahedul, hands off bitch!

by krishnaaaaaa February 18, 2022

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Jared

Jared is always the name of a doomsday cult leader. Jared is, contrary to most cult leaders, a snivelling goblin man, who has somehow amassed a large following. He is usually accompanied by 2-3 bodyguards carrying weapons of some kind - in some cases, Jared will needlessly kill one of the bodyguards for some fucking reason.

In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.

"It is I, Jared, the exalted leader of the Order of The Sun."
"..."
"Fucking Jared."

by piss boy jr February 19, 2022

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