"SECURITY, SHE IS SHOP-LIFTING"
by badussy queen 101 March 04, 2023
When you use you surroundings like a store.
To take things that do not belong to you from roommates, others semi-close to you.
To take things that do not belong to you from roommates, others semi-close to you.
by Der Ami July 06, 2018
"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 06, 2024
The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 02, 2012
Slang for describing a shop/building involved in a money laundering scheme.
Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad.
Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad.
"Aye man, you know that deli our uncle owns down the street? It's a chicken shop."
"Los Pollos Hermanos shut down last week, heard it was a chicken shop"
"Los Pollos Hermanos shut down last week, heard it was a chicken shop"
by NobleKonig May 28, 2024
Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.
Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad
Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad
by NobleKonig May 28, 2024
What Fortnite fans say when their favorite emote doesn't come out no matter what else there is in the item shop.
by SMACKLEDORFD February 13, 2023