Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Uno reverse card

When you are getting a blowjob and then your significant other chokes and dies. You then drag the body out and kill yourself so no one knows.

Chad-Ughhhh this feels so good

Veronica-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
Chad- uno reverse card me

Veronica- okay baby (fucking dies)
Chad- oh that was so hot (kills himself)

by Bigboy Charles June 2, 2022

Uno reverse card

A very rare card, able to get it either in a 1/999,999,999 chance or at your local Walmart.

I got 52 uno reverse cards at Walmart today because I can

by Dr. QWERTY February 10, 2022

Uno reverse card

this comeback is the direct rival to the famous No u and will throw anything you say right back at you

Me: Your dumb
You: Uno reverse card
Me: NOOOOOO

by AYO watchu looking at? September 23, 2021

Re V-Card

When youre single for so long that your revirganized out of principle.

Michael hasnt had the touch of a woman in so long that he is officially revirginized and his re v-card can be taken once again.

by TuckFrump2021 July 19, 2021

Credit card info

The thing you say for a twitch streamer or a YouTube star

Guy 1: hey yo you see her ass on twitch heard she got an onlyfans

Guy 2: damn bro can I get her credit card info

by Bat puss May 22, 2021

crown rewards card

yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.

clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*

by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009