Fine human specimen

This is way better than fine or hot. This is the ultimate compliment. If someone calls you this you are FINE AF. Its weird to say but in the long run its a good compliment.

Person1: damn that girl is hot
Person2: broo she got curves

Person3: she is a FINE human specimen
Person1 & 2: *concerned look at person3*
Person 2: true true

by Vroomvroom69 April 19, 2019

human gas pipe

A human gas pipe is when two or more people (preferably in a sexual setting) engage in an ass to mouth oriented, human centipedesque configuration whilst performing analingus amidst passing down a chain of gas via ass coughs

Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?

Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe

by Juicey Freddy March 20, 2021

Hello Fellow Human

Something that a robot says.

Thomas: hey man
Mark: Hello fellow humanoid, I would like to feast on a nice human snack. probably thin cut up and deep fried potatoes, Like you humans.
Thomas: when you talk the servos are hearable. are you human?
Mark: Action not recognized.

by a user....yep June 3, 2018

Cards Against Humanity

The big, black box.

What are you going to put in there?

"Cards Against Humanity." If you know what I mean.

by thewadofpaper August 4, 2014

Play whit human

Used on the Skyrim boards to denote stupidity. The term came from an incident where someone was said to have downloaded a torrent of the game, and was "Playing whit human".

Lol, have you been able to play whit human yet?

by futrchamp July 25, 2011

Human V-Chip

A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.

Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you

by Xero _ Manifest April 12, 2011

sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person

Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

by the hung horseman January 3, 2019