leave your phone off the hook

Mocking referral to busy cellusers

What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

Hookee

Originally Defined in How I Met Your Mother by Robin Scherbatsky and Marshall Eriksen --- a euphemism for stringing along someone's interest in you until someone better is available.

Dude 1: She said "I can't be with you..........Right now"
Dude 2: You're so hooked
Dude1: No I'm not!
Dude 2: That was a classic hooker line, and you are the hookee!
Dude 1: But But!
Dude 2 : No But, you're a hookee

by Ted Mosby 2.0 July 15, 2010

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

by roachroast24 December 17, 2008

You gotta hookup to get hooked up

You gotta HOOK UP, to get HOOKED UP. its self explanatory.

Greg: Sam pass me the mustard
Sam: You gotta hookup to get hooked up (WINK)

by saverrio governale May 15, 2008

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014