I Have Good Game

A phrase telling girls that you have good game without wasting too much of their precious time. Chicks love it when you cut to the chase. Say this to females as they walk by you on the sidewalk. You should be somewhat intoxicated and in the mood to heckle. Fear of rejection will lead to failure. Often times this term will raise curiosity in the female and lead to her joining you in a game of beer pong which could lead to things like sex for that evening.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I Have Good Game!!!!
Girl 1: Har Har, thats cool.
Dude 1: No seriously, come play beer pong.
Girl 1: Okay, I'm so intrigued by your bluntness and ability to not waste my time by telling me straight up how good your game really is. I will play beer pong with you and perhaps let you touch my boob later tonight.

Tip: This term is often most effective when used in coordination with "I'm hung like a hamster." See: Hung Like a Hamster here on Urban Dictionary.

by Coolguy172 June 23, 2006

you have stake in me

you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!

by ZJane November 15, 2010

have your ducks covered

Bases covered + ducks in a row = having our ducks covered.

It is obivous you are a metophore scrambler

When working on many things it is important to have your ducks covered.

by HOLY MOLY DAT MAKE NO SENSE April 6, 2014

we all have goals.

response when someone does something goal worthy.

you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.

by richardisadick July 4, 2014

We all have chodes

When you feel that no one is listening simply yell out "we all have chodes"

Everybody: talking

You: hello

Everybody: ignores

You: we all have chodes

by Farary5 October 16, 2015

I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.

Don't forget dear I have papers on you.

by Septdee June 23, 2018

cereal when haves milk

that moment when the milk contains cereal

wow that a big sex poop cereal when haves milk

by cheese eat February 12, 2019