Myspace Hack

Someone that hacks into or comments on other peoples profiles to engage in searching, flirting, or insulting someone who is not their friend just so you will see their comments/messages

Dude 1: Yo whose that girl that commented on Mikes page about you

Dude 2: I dunno she's just some myspace hack

by happycracker July 10, 2009

Harry Hackenbauer

A term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. Warning: This explanation only works with children under 3 and retards.

Child: Where are you going?
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya

by Floydiandream August 23, 2009

Serious Hack

Some buddy who thinks he's tits. In reality these people tend to think they're beauties when sadly; they are incorrect

A goon who thinks hes unreal at chel and gets cleaned out by his new roomie. used to be sick, but it now a serious hack

by tpynn May 26, 2011

paint hackers

southern slang for paint huffers

them damn paint hackers livin up there aint even got power

by wilyy wonkers July 3, 2011

Thermostat Hack

The sneaky adjustment of the thermostat, often out of deference to your spouse, roommate or co-worker.

No one suspected my thermostat hack, until we could see our breath in the small studio apartment.

by Abiding Dude August 16, 2011

Olivia Hackett

Original; Likes to care and nurture people. Lives for herself. Reliable, dependable, never a liar. A true person. Never fake. And beautiful. She;s never a let down. She's inspirational and takes life as a crazy adventure. Regrets nothing, and "no matter what" she'll stay by your side.

Claire: Ahh her hair isn't red anymore!
Hannah: She's still beautiful
Megan: Olivia Hackett, is still beautiful without red hair, especially when she sings with garlic bread.

by realtalkfrommeg August 22, 2011

ulti-hack

To hack someone's online status with such brilliance and epicness that it is considered to be the Ultimate Hack. Or, ulti-hack.

Person A status: 'I want sex with a fat hairy man.'

Person B comment: 'WHOA, ulti-hack'

by ulti-hacker September 29, 2011