Golden poop

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.

A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."

by LumEcho October 23, 2018

The Golden Calf

A calf who is known for producing liquid gold instead of milk. It is mentioned in the Bible

The Golden Calf was going to make them rich.

by frabrizio May 12, 2020

Golden stuffing

When you pee in the butt of a person.

I totally gave her a golden stuffing last night.
What's that?
When you pee in the butt.

by MikePatTim February 9, 2012

golden turd

A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.

Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....

Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.

by Linearity August 23, 2020

Golden Fish

A saying for when an opportunity could be disregarded by someone even though it was presented at the perfect moment.

Shaun: If a Golden Fish suddenly jumps up next to you, grab the Golden Fish!

by Guurf June 22, 2021

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

Golden Toaster

A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.

Robbie used the Golden Toaster to break FANgeopolitics.

by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018