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hob goblin

Bruh i saw that hob goblin arely today in the hall butt naked asking for quarters
by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022
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Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
mugGet the Cock goblinmug.

The Goon Goblin

Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck
by Goon exterminator April 19, 2024
mugGet the The Goon Goblinmug.

sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm
mugGet the sperm goblinmug.

Toe Goblin

The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee
"Gudnoot dont let the Toe goblin get your toes"
by Brookieeeeeee October 22, 2020
mugGet the Toe Goblinmug.

Grease goblin

A grease goblin a person who doesn't shower and watches Hazbin hotel and my hero academia role play
Oh my fucking God Charlie is a total "grease goblin"
by Goober the goofy May 24, 2024
mugGet the Grease goblinmug.

grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
by Drippyness June 30, 2018
mugGet the grip the goblinmug.

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