“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”
Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
by Ghost fapper August 29, 2023
Get the Ghost-fapper mug.youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"
by Krkič January 4, 2020
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Get the All these ghosts mug.That damn ghost gobbler was asking me if she could come with me to see a scary movie ,she's all crazy ,she's trying to get more attention ghost gobbler girls
by Thornova April 13, 2020
Get the Ghost gobbler mug.Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.
Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon
by ProbleMaker JP April 25, 2020
Get the Ghost Shit mug.'m so freaking scared rn, I got this snap form some random user that I have never seen/met before and it said I had 3 days to live... I told the cops bc I was scared. they laughed at me. I also have been having vivid nightmares about being beaten or watching a poor boy getting beaten by his parents... and I can't move to help him...or just darkness and a voice of a teenage boy screaming for help. I really don't know what to do... I need help.
don't freaking read any snaps u get without know who the person that sent it is. bc, I really hope that the nightmares will go away. don't mess with Adi The Ghost
don't freaking read any snaps u get without know who the person that sent it is. bc, I really hope that the nightmares will go away. don't mess with Adi The Ghost
by SketchThis April 28, 2020
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