breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013

breakfast snake

Morning wood

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.

by sosueme August 15, 2016

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

Breakfast Spaghetti

When your noodle is still wet from the night before and she eats the left over sauce for breakfast

"Yo, I tore it up so good last night she came back for that breakfast spaghetti with some toast and a glass of OJ."

by Borderhopper815 November 27, 2016

Biggie Breakfast

Also known as the Biggie Smalls Breakfast. A T-Bone steak, with a side of Cheese Eggs, and a glass of Grape Juice. All grape juices qualify, but Welch's Grape juice is preferred. Known for being enjoyed by the Notorious Biggie Smalls. Not necessarily eaten for breakfast.

Me and that girl from the club were on the way to the 'telly, but we was hungry, so we stopped by this nice restaurant and I got me a Biggie Breakfast.

by Izzy Smalls June 13, 2025

Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020

Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023