Fat pikey
Fat pikeys. They are naturally fat, well built 'ish'. They are also gypsies they borrow everything and never pay there own phone bill. They are always short of cash but when they have it it's in great amounts and is spent on fags, booze and weed. They are funny and kind but never crash fags. They own a lot of cool stuff which is 78% of the time broken, fucked or stolen. They are usually found smoking in there room and trying to get there pile of shit xbox to work (they usually revert to there caveman self and try hitting it) They are also found in there caravan or at a friends. it will usually be Trainwreck's house. 68% of the time they do a lot of agricultural work and seem to never get paid. All in all FatPikey is a nice guy who is not at all reliable but are very useful to have in your life and all in all a great friend.
Fat pikeys. They are naturally fat, well built 'ish'. They are also gypsies they borrow everything and never pay there own phone bill. They are always short of cash but when they have it it's in great amounts and is spent on fags, booze and weed. They are funny and kind but never crash fags. They own a lot of cool stuff which is 78% of the time broken, fucked or stolen. They are usually found smoking in there room and trying to get there pile of shit xbox to work (they usually revert to there caveman self and try hitting it) They are also found in there caravan or at a friends. it will usually be Trainwreck's house. 68% of the time they do a lot of agricultural work and seem to never get paid. All in all FatPikey is a nice guy who is not at all reliable but are very useful to have in your life and all in all a great friend.
Guy 1: That guy is a cool guy but he didn't crash me a fag and has taken half my xbox games
Guy 2: what do you expect he's a Fat Pikey
Guy 2: what do you expect he's a Fat Pikey
by Nath178 January 23, 2014
Get the fat Pikeymug. Type of cat fish,used on the internet and social media. Defined as a person who uses a generic profile picture or angles the camera to give the impression that they are slim or of a smaller body type,when in fact they are obese or out of shape .
I saw a girl in a Facebook group that I thought was hot untill I scrolled through her pictures and realized she was a fat fish
by SIN77 February 18, 2019
Get the Fat Fishmug. 1. "Whoa, Joe really has some fat grease on him."
2. When you touch a fat person's arm it always feels cold and wet, that's fat grease.
2. When you touch a fat person's arm it always feels cold and wet, that's fat grease.
by Fetus Fisher August 27, 2008
Get the Fat Greasemug. by flemgem November 7, 2007
Get the fat servicemug. by Thatoneniggathatwantstodie June 25, 2019
Get the Fat retardmug. When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.
by Captain Tom Awesome August 27, 2016
Get the Fat Tearmug. by Daydream February 22, 2008
Get the Fat-wellmug.