Facebook-worn

A phenomenon which makes people think you wear a particular item of clothing all the time because you are tagged wearing it a lot.

This is even if the photos were from several separate nights which were months apart but they were the only photos you were tagged in.

I was going to wear that black t-shirt tonight, but i'm wearing it in my recent Facebook photos, so it's a bit Facebook-worn.

by TheBald April 6, 2010

Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD)

A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.

I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).

by smurfettish May 12, 2010

Facebook

An excellent website for stalking people you find attractive and judging the popularity of others. You can try make yourself look cooler by puting up about 30 photos of yourself at every social event you went to, and making "friends" with everyone you might have glimpsed at.

Jimmy's mom: Facebook sure is great. It allows you to contact all of your old friends and make new friends!

Jimmy: Oh yea...right...

by Dillweed2 June 29, 2010

facebook

The "walmart" myspace or generic myspace. Cheap pointless crap. A place where you add people from your past that you can't remember why you stopped talking to them until you start to speak with them again.

"Are you on facebook?" No I had an account for 5 seconds but deleted it.

by rvn76 April 2, 2008

Facebook Official

When an event has happened and it only really counts if it has been put on Facebook for everyone to see.

So I heard that Jess has a boyfriend now, I'm not sure though because it hasn't been made Facebook Official yet.

by CassiJ October 15, 2007

Facebook friend

Someone that constantly copies a persons actions or life-styles in goal of becoming their friend.

Someone who acts different around groups of people or a specific person.

DUDE 1: "Yo dude check out Sean! This kid was straight up emo last week now he's rockin' a camouflaged hat and talking with a country accent!"

DUDE 2: "WOW dude, what a Facebook friend."

by InvisibleAstronaut November 8, 2010

facebook clothes

n. The clothes you were wearing in your facebook profile picture.

Ugh, he wears his facebook clothes way too much; we've seen it so many times, and we're sick of it.

by Tam-Sanh August 25, 2008