fecalation

The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.

Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.

Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.

Me: Yup.

by auralex October 14, 2014

Fectik

Aussie Slang/ Short for 'Fucking Hectik'

Means - Fucking; awesome, amazing, crazy, best, sickest, unbelievable

Example 1
Bro 1: You get the job?

Bro 2: Yep
Bro 1: That's fectik, congratz!

Example 2
Girl 1: That music event was fectik, you missed out HARD!

Girl 2: dammmn ;(

by Jaznn Le June 4, 2014

fecal prick

a Piece of Shit person is a Fecal Prick

imma fecal prick i got no excuse, but just to bust it loose because it seemed legit, Sixx Digit

by MBK419 February 26, 2015

fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks

Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015

Feck

Another word for fuck just less rude

Omg adjoa, feck you

by Rachetthoe1011 October 23, 2015

Fecalogic

Someone whose thought process is full of shit.

My ex-wife suffers from a bad case of fecalogic.

by GP5K November 3, 2015

fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.

Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!

by FecalFun12345 November 18, 2015