Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020

Evan

That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.

Oh look, that weird guy that thinks he's my friend is here. He's such an Evan.

by apersonwhoisalwaysright April 22, 2020

Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

evan

an english potato farmer who loves hoes. extremely ugly. will do anything 4 a one night stand

what an evan

by radiatorgater May 5, 2020

Evan Moment

Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.

"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"

by The_Woke_Tits May 13, 2020

Evans

SIMP

Look at that Evans over there What an Evans he is he would do anything for gyal

by Gjsdkskd May 19, 2020

Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.

"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is evans”
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face”

by Mr.Starr May 27, 2020