R : You know what? Luiz is getting his nose done.
K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.
R : Yeah, I know.
K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!
K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.
R : Yeah, I know.
K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!
by Playmaker10 October 27, 2009
Get the Surgery Douchemug. One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.
Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
by GeoSlab September 25, 2012
Get the douche canoemug. Two guys who hang out together alot, and i mean ALOT. It gets to a point were its unhealthy and they start to finish each others sentences. Common activities are surfing, egging cars, and golfing while drunk.
by themaster131313 February 8, 2010
Get the Douche Brothersmug. 1. A person (usually a male) who thinks they are alot cooler than they really are.
2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered.
3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense.
4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.
2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered.
3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense.
4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.
Spencer on the MTV show the Hills!
Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee.
Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag!
Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee.
Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag!
by Brent P March 25, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. Someone is a shallow bitch, an asshole, and a person who has no life, and who brings up shit makes up shit and never ends shit, usually a fugly mex. who doesnt hav a life. Its also sometin u clean ur vagina wit
by ashley dyke May 29, 2008
Get the douchemug. The act of participating in douche nozzle related activities (ie. behavior transcending common insults)
by David878 January 12, 2007
Get the douche nozzlerymug. (n.) a derogatory term for a person who is acting in a manner of immaturity or utter ignorance. For example, someone who is asking questions that have already been answered and are just slowing down production in doing so is a douch-ass.
philip: ok, so for the routine, we'll take 3 steps, flank left, and do a spin down. then we're finished.
teddy: ok, but what do you want us to do AFTER we step out 3 steps?
joan: (while shaking her head in disbelief of the utter stupidity) god, what a douch -ass.
teddy: ok, but what do you want us to do AFTER we step out 3 steps?
joan: (while shaking her head in disbelief of the utter stupidity) god, what a douch -ass.
by the unREAL napster October 10, 2006
Get the douch -assmug.