Double Nut Shot

Nutting on 2 girls at the same time.

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet

by Swiffer Wet Jet April 6, 2020

Canadian Body Double

The nicer, more respectful and less vulgar version of your true self. Used for business events or first impressions.

I had to meet Kayla's Mother so I brought my Canadian Body Double.

by Q_QUILLIAM May 12, 2016

double back door conversation

When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.

'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

by DaynaS March 30, 2008

Double Texter

One who tries to ignite conversation again after sending a conversation ender to another who does not respond. Annoying.

Alysha: Lol
Riley: *No responce*

Minutes later,

Alysha: So what's up?
Riley: 0_o

DOUBLE TEXTER AHHHH

by Haley Millah January 29, 2010

Double Down Syndrome

A temporary loss of judgment and higher reasoning capability that one may experience immediately after consumption of KFC's double-down sandwich. Initial symptoms may include confusion, euphoria, and slurred speech. These are soon followed by loss of physical coordination and language ability (several patients have been observed to repeatedly utter variations of the phrase "hurr herp derp"). Patients may then enter a trance-like state for prolonged, variable amounts of time. A full recovery is typical within a few hours to a few days, although in some cases lasting brain damage has been reported.

In the hospital, it was discovered that what psychiatrists initially believed to be severe mental retardation was nothing more than a case of Double Down Syndrome after a late lunch.

by theloniius April 12, 2010

Double Standard

A double standard is a code or policy that favors one group or person over another. For example, a guy who is skinny is considered weak, while a girl who is skinny is considered beautiful. Double standards exist everywhere, but usually go unnoticed since people take the side of whoever the double standard is helping.

A rapist will get several years in jail while a false rape claim only gets a few months. This is a double standard.

by Lieutenant Macaroni June 12, 2019

double nigger

In standard internet debate, forum members argue in a logical manner between themselves until someone pulls a reductio ad Hitlerium, or the infamous race card. Exemplum Gratus: "Nigger". To which the only response is to magnify the race card to "Double Nigger".

A: Gun control should be advocated
B: I disagree gun control restricts our freedom
A: But if you look at the history, it shows...
B: Screw history, you know who else liked history?
A: Who?
B: Hitler, thats right.
A: Whatever Nigger
B: ..
B: ...
B: well... DOUBLE NIGGER

Thread closed by moderator

by bluberrry January 10, 2008