Single individual doobie

To smoke Cannabis in a room full of friends, and not share any.

''Hey you passing that Joint Nigga?!?''

''Nah man, Single individual doobie.''

by Sir Burgess. December 17, 2011

Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

Ur dad double lesbian

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.

O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes

by Ur dad gay March 9, 2018

Same-Brain Double-Think

An exclamatory phrase used when more than one person comes up with the same idea, uses the same phrase, or shares the same opinion at the same time.

“We should go to the beach this weekend.”
“I was just thinking that!”
“Hey, same-brain double-think!”

by Spleentastik January 20, 2023

Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper

A Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers.

I love Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper

by WhopperKing7 March 19, 2023

gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69

When ur name is Gunna#2255 on discord.

imma give u that ''gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69''

by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021

Double Nickel

N. Fifty-five miles per hour, origins in CB radio slang.

Speed limit comin' up is double nickel, my cornflake friend.

by Digs July 13, 2004