the dirty stien

The act of tossing someones salad while simultaneously tickling their taint with your long, lucious eyelashes.

That Maybelline model could give me the dirty stien any day!

by Jupiter'sCock March 11, 2015

dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.

I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.

by F1Chick March 11, 2019

Dirty Barry

Porn, pure and simple!

"Gary was watching his favourite dirty Barry Channel whilst knocking one out"

by Melvyn Heinz May 30, 2018

Dirty pablo

When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole

I got a dirty Pablo last night

by Linda108 April 1, 2020

Dirty Malakai

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.

Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!

by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020

Dirty Arson

Setting a fire around two or more people having sex to increase adrenaline and arousal.

Don't worry, no one was harmed in yesterday's Dirty Arson.

by icannot November 23, 2020

Dirty Steeple

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.

He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.

by Jody South March 19, 2020