Muff Daddy

n. an individual's (male or female) non-biological lesbian step-mother.

"Portia de Rossi is my biological mother and Ellen Degeneres is my Muff Daddy" said Lady Gaga.

by retortme May 5, 2010

sex daddy

The name a significantly young person calls their older sex partner.

My sex daddy fucks me good.

by Lana del Jefferu May 12, 2015

Who's Your Daddy?

The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him.

Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".

Who's Your Daddy?

by everyoneshouldhaveadumbass2pay October 30, 2010

Daddy issues

1. A patronizing term for victims of child abuse that puts the blame on the victim instead of their abuser
2. A go-to explanation for why a woman doesn't act the way a guy wants them to

1. "It's not my fault you've got daddy issues. *insert bullshit comment about straight culture or apologism*"
2. "She won't just have sex with me for no reason. It's gotta be the daddy issues."

by Chandler Tribbiani January 4, 2019

Daddy Big Dong

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.

I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

daddy's whore

a person who will do whatever their daddy (their significant other) wants

daddy whore

Boy: "Suck my dick, bitch"
Girl/Boy: "Yes daddy"
Boy: "That's right, you're daddy's whore"

by bisexualpotato August 7, 2016

Daddy

Before the internet ruined the word daddy, many young kids, or toddlers will call their dad daddy. Now that the internet has ruined it, daddy is a kind of thing you say during sex when having an orgasm.

" oh daddy, yes please"

by IHATEPOOPJOKES July 14, 2018