Colonel Ghadaffi

Derived from British army slang, the NAAFI is the agency that used to provide shops on Army bases. During the working day, soldiers would go in for tea, toast, read newspapers etc.
The Colonel, Ghadaffi.

Are you coming to the Colonel Ghadaffi for a brew?

by Nick Piggott July 19, 2006

Colonel

A stocky man of medium height, very solid build, tends to draw himself up to full height when excited, or early in the mornings. Very poor sense of balance, becomes ill and vomits easily, especially when being talked to. Very popular, especially among ladies, talks to anyone. Enjoys the occasional flap in the wind. Cousin to Princess Sophie.

Mike's constant companion...

by South hi November 30, 2003

Colon Crockpot

The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"

If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!

by Ferenczy June 7, 2016

coconut cunt

When a kid named josh gets roasted by his older brother

Stfu Coconut Cunt (everybody laughs)

by SnoopdogJoe May 10, 2018

cojone

that shit from that game with da fat motherfucker 'living it up' in a cafe

ie. huh huh! im a fat motherfucker living it up in a cafe! VMC

by seany p June 10, 2003

codon4

elite

codon4 is elite

by emily August 19, 2003

Coconut Rooster

also know as a Coconut Bunny.

A title worn by a an absolutley gorgeous Dark Elven Spellhowler called Matzo (a brand of jewish cracker)

Coconut Rooster is best served on Matzo crackers.

Matzo the spellhowler likes to eat coconut roosters while making coconut rooster noises.

by Ram Rod September 5, 2008