by emo_kid224 April 28, 2006
Get the trust fund childmug. A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.
This can happen by accident or on purpose.
This can happen by accident or on purpose.
during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child
by DaSaTo March 8, 2010
Get the Jerk Off Childmug. by Raif December 21, 2004
Get the Smoke Childmug. by Donna October 27, 2003
Get the candy cane childmug. When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.
Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.
by Lonny B May 21, 2013
Get the Slow Child Momentmug. A Fernando man- child is a huge retarded plumber. He often wrestles with his dad named Eddie who works at the same company and got him a job because Fernando Manchild is a very special boy. Is also known as that a Fernando man-child is usually gay and chases little boys in parks.
by Nssj1408 June 29, 2018
Get the Fernando Man-childmug. Usually when an older person would groom a minor to exploit them for sexual gratification. It is common for the Cyberpimp to receive money in return for the child doing Cybersex in a Chat-room or a livestream.
by KINJIM August 16, 2020
Get the Child Cybersex Traffickingmug.