While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.
Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.
or
Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.
or
Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011
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In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.
Don't Believe me look the show up on wiki and carefully look at the sponsors.
In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.
Captain Planet: Give a hoot don't pollute!
(Years later in the future)
Tony: well we can always blame Ted Turner.
(Years later in the future)
Tony: well we can always blame Ted Turner.
by Giddy Lee July 19, 2011
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A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.
Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.
by JR!5 July 3, 2014
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After hours of disputing her account of what she'd said & when, he finally just decided to capitulate, as it was clear the actual events had no bearing on her side of the story.
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