canadian

I convenient alibi for Americans in France. Everyone knows the French hate Americans.

Waiter: Porc américain stupid Stupid American pig!
American: Non ! Je suis canadien, je jure No! I am Canadian, I swear.
Waiter:: Dans ce cas, je ne cracherai pas en votre nourriture. In that case, I will not spit in your food.

by lokimainst November 26, 2007

canadian hat trick

when someone makes out or hooks up with three different Canadians in one night.

you go out with your friends and throughout the evening you manage to make out with or hook up with three canadians... the canadian hat trick.

by hairydan February 3, 2010

Canada Goose

A bird with a brown body, a white belly, and a black neck. They like areas with bodys of water. They usually eat grass and sometimes eat fish. It’s also called the Canadian Goose.

Hey, look! There is a Canada goose in the lake over there.

by SnOwY98 April 4, 2018

canada

The land of the worlds most well trained millitary, although small better trained. more kills done in afganistan by canadian snipers than the americans combined.

hey did you see that guy from canada shoot the afgani in the head from 1000 meters?? yah it was quite a shot

by [e-mail] May 12, 2006

Canada

A Extremely large country with 3 people every sq. KM. Main cities inclue: Ottawa, toronto, Halifax, vancouver and quebec, we are a bilingual nation, French and English, we are generall y well educated, and we beleive in peace keeping and beer. Our beer has a higher alcohol percentage than others. Our winters can be cold (-30 to -40 C). But our summers can get extremely hot as well, with temperatures of 40 celcius, witch is freaking hot, we also have alot of fresh water, and we have a low crime rate. Our military is actually Very highly trained, and our weapons (C7 and C8s) are more reliable then the American M16 and M4s our average army soldiers are trained as well as american SF soldiers.

Mmm... poutine, Mmm... poontang. welcome to Canada

by Mack!!__!! August 30, 2006

Canadian rose

When you do a poo and don't wipe, then sit on someones forehead.

It leaves a lil 'rose-bud' in the shape of a Canadian maple leaf.

So last night, I did a sick Canadian rose on this chick!

by Joeltron dot com October 31, 2011

Canadian

The best type of people, where Keanu Reeves, Michael Cera, Elliot Page, Maple Syrup, Metric, The Scott Pilgrim Franchise, Neil Young, Plumtree, K-OS, Rush and Sum41 (one of the most badass bands ever) are from. (And it shows!)

There also super nice, and they have the best women too, and our very welcoming.

"Isn't he Canadian? Canadians are so nice..." "And the hot too!"

I am Australian, I want to go to Canada.

by KimPine May 4, 2021