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California Clit Cruncher 

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly

California shuffle 

Addicts are sent to California to get sober, but are bought and sold for their insurance policy’s . The endless cycle of being from sober living to treatment centers. The ending is usually death
It’s not only the California shuffle its the Arizona shuffle the Florida shuffle etc.

California Slamdown

The act of randomly jumping on your sexual partner with enough inertia to cause the entire room to shake like an earthquake in California
Alright baby, get ready for the California Slamdown I’m bout ta cause a earthquake up in this bitch

California Flipflop 

A California flip flop is the action of 2 males who have girlfriends who switch partners (voluntary or not) and commit sexual actions onto them.
Hey David remember that time we did a California Flipflop?? So amazing!

california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later

California Landslide 

When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.
Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!