I beat my meat

to masturbate

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.

by Dab a Ranch May 4, 2017

1337 geek beat

An awesome nerdcore group out of Texas. Featuring the lyrical stylings of MC Router and the awesome beats of T-Byte. Y'know they tend to pwn it up.

Dude 1: Dude you listen to nerdcore?
Dude 2: Haha what the fuck's that?
Dude 1: Hear listen to this!
Dude 2: DUDE! What is this?
Dude 1: It's 1337 Geek Beat, they're nerdcore.
Dude 2: Man this shit pwns.

by angusamacdonald November 14, 2006

beat down

To receive a BEAT DOWN would be equivalent to getting your ass seriously beaten by another person or persons; to have one's ass handed to them; to be "pounded into the ground" by someone who doesn't like you.

"Hey, look at that lil' wimp bitch over there. Lets go give him a beat down."

by EmAr33 December 26, 2006

beat up

A Gary-Chicago term used to refer to the act of eating.
Food is often referred to as "beat'em ups"

I about to hit 'danos and beat up a pizza.

by gravity5 April 14, 2006

beat it uuuuup

An stronger form of beat it up. While beating it up means having intercourse with a woman, beating it uuuuup means really going at it like crazy or doing it multiple times. The more you drag out the "u" in "up," the more vigorous and/or repeated you are trying to say that the act was. Further emphasis can be added by sticking your tongue out during the "uuuuu" part.

Situation: Steve's little sister, Tammy, is a high school senior considering attending a college 500 miles from where Steve's family lives. Steve's friend from high school, Josh, is currently a junior at that college. Steve thought it would be a good idea for Josh to show Tammy around and introduce her to some people during her visit to the school.

Steve: "How did everything go with Tammy? It sounds like she had a great time."
Josh: "She sure as hell did! First I showed her around campus and introduced her to some of my friends. Then we went out to a bar and had a bunch of shots. After that I took it back to my place and I beat it up. Sorry dude."
Steve: "How could you, man? That's really disrespectful. Oh well, I'll get over it. We still on for South Padre for spring break?"
Josh: "Fo' shizzle my nizzle."

Alternatively:
Steve: "How did everything go with Tammy? It sounds like she had a great time."
Josh: "She sure as hell did! First I showed her around campus and introduced her to some of my friends. Then we went out to a bar and had a bunch of shots. After that I took it back to my place and I beat it uuuuup! Skeet skeet! Sorry dude."
Steve: "WHAAAAT!?!?!? You motherfucking son of a bitch! That's my little sister! I'm going to kill you!!!"

by Nicholas D March 10, 2010

Wife beater

A cut-off sleeved t-shirt, usually white in color, worn by people(usually) men when out in the outdoors, working out in the gym, or other instances when they think it is appropriate to show off their arms.

The shirt has its name derived from the police shows when they track down an actual wife abuser from a local trailer park or run down neighborhood. The said individual, in most cases, is wearing this type of garment. Thus the name "wife beater"

"Let's go play some b. ball" "Ok, let me grab my wife beater."

by LonnieK October 8, 2008

Beat head

Person who is obsessed with all forms of the electronic genre of music. Finds it as a way of life and a way to relax. Beat heads are usually those goofy kids you see at electro house shows with glasses and a smashed bottle of water, asking someone for a cigarette.

"I've seen that guy at every house night in this club for the past 4 months, what a beat head!"

"Dude, i think i have serious problem, i've become an obsessed beat head"

by beat head February 2, 2009