waist bending

A version of head banging for folks who are getting too old to go nuts. Gives your neck and knees a break while still raging!

When I was younger headband ingredients was cool and I would break my fucking neck to Excision, now I am older I practice waist bending!

by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

Spoke Bender

Butt fucker, as in wagon wheel or anus.

He's a spoke bender for sure

by Nivekretneprac September 8, 2018

Cola Bend

Basically someone who's really epic

Oh gosh she might be Cola Bend

by Suhiimii February 15, 2019

Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

Twisty Bender

Someone on a controlled substance that has a Chronic urgency of erratic movements that every notice. Commonly due to chronic use of metamfetamine.

Oh, shit did you see that Twisty Bender in line at Mc Donalds.

by DrillerMiller69 June 11, 2019

Fender Bender

A person with a large ass that hangs over the fender of your motorcycle.

I can't believe you had a fender bender on your bike last night.

by Amazing Alice June 27, 2019

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019