dude brain

When a guy doesn’t see what is wrong with his actions, treats you like one of the boys, over thinks what small things are, thinks you want more than what you actually do, doesn’t understand how you feel and why you are feeling it because he doesn’t get those feelings, just does not get it, is really slow in constructing responses only to then respond to one thing and lots of other silly things like that. That’s what it means to have dude brain, you are a typical dude. Tends to break a lot of relationships, tends to also show up in guys who have never really had a relationship.

“Wow Ben really has a serious case of dude brain”

“Girl, don’t worry about it, he just has dude brain, he will grow out of it”

by Ellaaaaaaa March 25, 2020

pandemic brain

Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic

I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!

by swans1ok April 6, 2020

waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped

Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up

by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020

Big Brain Bunch

A plural for the word Idot Big Brains.

Guy1: Hey, did you see those people?
Guy2: I think they were just a Big Brain Bunch.
Guy1: Oh, Ok.

by OlekThePeepian August 31, 2020

Pudding brain

Used for when you wanna tell somebody they said some stupid thing in an argument.

Shut up you’re literally a pudding brain, don’t say some dumb shit like that again.

by werty122 September 9, 2020

Big brain

A person that Has said or done something go really smart

Omg we can save the cat by calling the firefighters said billy bobby replied omg yeah. Billy said haha I have big brain

by BiggieBrainy September 12, 2020

Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)

"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."

by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020