Big Birding

The act of climbing on someone car, pulling down ones pants and taking a huge dump on the windshield.

Bob hates Tom so he ate wings and tacos, " time to go Big Birding", later that night he climb on top of Toms car and took a dump.

by Superurber October 14, 2012

bird feed

To drink from a mini-keg as one friend suspends it in the air.

Pick up that keg and bird feed me!

by nivek1990 November 22, 2009

Sue Bird

Tik Tok

Who the fuck is Sue Bird

by MoonlitTony April 26, 2021

bird girl

ugly, greasy, with bird like nose

MAN! noelle is a real bird girl!

by LKJDFKLF August 14, 2008

bird house

An overly stretched out butthole that stays open and you can see inside.

I bet I could fit a roll of quaters in that girls bird house without useing and form of lube

by scottie vaughan October 23, 2006

birds nest

when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.

Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.

by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013

J Bird

A terrible hockey player who gets called for multiple penalties in a single game or period and spends most of the game in the nest. A J Bird costs a hockey team the game because he is in the nest so much, but they forgive him because of their hot sister.

Can you believe that J Bird got called for intent of slashing and is getting sent to the nest.

by kwillock November 30, 2011