Loaded Beef

It refers to a fart by someone who is a total gas bag who farts chronically every 5 minutes. It is advised to stay at a distance from the source at a 5 mile radius. The UN has recently outlawed the use of loaded beef as a weapon in war.

Come to Taco Bell for a Loaded Beef Burrito for only 89 cents!

by George the Hamster man October 30, 2013

Aged beef

When two elderly people are arguing

Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.

by Sallen953 June 5, 2016

Beef Jerky

Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.

"That guy is such a Beef Jerky!"

by A Cheesy marsbar who wants fri August 8, 2019

beef water

the shits, the runs, diarrhea

Co worker: Sup feeling better today?
Me: Yeah sorry. Seriously non stop beef water

by OGsoulskata June 30, 2016

beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.

Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."

by That guy that sits to your lef December 2, 2013

beef coin

A circular, typically dried piece of seasoned meat. Similar to beef jerky, although the look and texture more closely resembles a dog treat.

"Today at work a customer slammed thier beef coins on the counter so hard they flew everywhere."
"If you cant handle a whole beef stick, why not go with a beef coin?"

by LazyLion820 September 3, 2016

Eating Beef

A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.

"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."

by JohnTWend October 8, 2008