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The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.
I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.
by BetterBagel November 23, 2021
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Big Apple Bagels

An American franchised chain of bakery-cafes based in Deerfield, Illinois. Coffee, along with a variety of other related products are sold
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Monique van Bael

She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.
Damn, that bitch really do be a Monique van Bael
by Hiding bodies with Helmer November 23, 2022
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Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."
by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023
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I like bagels

someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!
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just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.
I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.
by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024
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