by A rotting cheese November 30, 2021

by Charles Labottumfeed the Third September 2, 2022

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.
Adjective
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024

by DICK PLENTY December 29, 2018

A cool guy who is probably going to smash your thot and not tell you about it. He is simply a player.
by im not good at math February 24, 2019

Zero points in a game of Corn hole. All fours bags miss the board completely allowing your opponent to score 12 points. Highly unlikely.
Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
by Joe. G October 30, 2007

Austin's usually are country boys. With a charming smile and a big heart. They will tell you all the right things to get you to do what they want. Austin will make promises to make you feel safe just to never fulfill them. Austin will usually break your heart if your to nice. Austin's go after bitchy girls and if your a nice caring woman will use you till he is over you and has used you dry. Watch out for country boys named austin.
Person 1: Hey look at that country boy, he seems sweet.
Person 2: But be careful girl his name is austin.
Person 2: But be careful girl his name is austin.
by Cat_lover1345 August 11, 2019
