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August 13

August 13th is Super Straight Day, the day in which we come together to celebrate the people brave enough to come out as super straight, on this day we come together and party all day and all night.
Friend: yo bro, what you doing August 13th?
Me: donโ€™t you know? Itโ€™s Super Straight Day, the day we celebrate people for coming out of the foot locker.
by LVDVL March 11, 2021
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August 31, 2009

Best date in the history of dates
Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009
by Banana__Breaddd April 14, 2022
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August 15

Anyone born on this day has a fishy vagina ๐ŸŸ ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
Bro 1:โ€œMy girls birthday is August 15โ€
Bro 2:โ€œWoah bro donโ€™t go near her pussy then youโ€™ll regret itโ€
by Huggem/school May 11, 2020
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august 1st 2008

Chances you are lezbian or bisexual. Good luck trying to yell your parents.
by I have no idea of what to do r November 9, 2019
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August 6th, 2020

Andy Warhol's 98th birthday. He is an American artist, but he died in February 22nd, 1987.
Kimmy: Andy Warhol is turning 98 on August 6th, 2020!
Hoppy: Don't be too happy yet. It's still December 11, 2019. And he's already dead.
by Lol Memes ;) August 4, 2020
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Anti Ass August

No Anal for this month! If you have Anal Sex you fail. You are also not allowed to sexually interact with someone elseโ€™s ass. Passing will let you move onto Stop Sex September.
Anti Ass August sounds like a protest...
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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August 16, 1977

The day elvis melvis presley went to shit and died on the toilet at 42 years old
R.i.p elvis

January 8, 1935 - August 16, 1977
by Cyclone2005 July 8, 2023
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