Potential to be sexy but eats too much so has a triple chin. He can't get girls and has people steal girls from him like his friend Sulaiman. He thinks chat up lines are cool and actually work.
Andreea: lemme show you what Ali just sent me (shows a message of Ali's cringy messages)
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
by Samantha Perkins January 14, 2018
Get the Alimug. "Ali is amazing!"
by MyBelovedBenson October 17, 2021
Get the Alimug. Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.
Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.
Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025
Get the ALImug. GIRLS CAN SPELL THEIR NAME LIKE THIS TOO!!! Its another spelling of Aly and pronounced the same. Ali's are loyal and sweet but pretend not to be because mushy stuff makes them scared. Pretty but their personality makes them x10 prettier. Love ur Ali they just want praise and are very loyal <33
by lotusssss June 20, 2022
Get the Alimug. Ali is the sexiest person ever. Biggest dick you will ever see. Girls die for him because he's too sexy. Watch out for Ali he will take your girl.
by Dick man 123 May 18, 2019
Get the Alimug. Drill Ali is very talented. She is a perfectionist at everything she does . She always makes sure she gets it right . Find her on Apple Music one day
by Maketheworldgoround November 23, 2021
Get the Drill Alimug. Loves to pick sides in every issue possible. Reeks of virginity. Ole Gunnar must have stolen his girl at one point.
by niggali November 22, 2021
Get the Bu Alimug.