Joe Gorilla

Joe Gorilla's will have poor eye sight
Would get solo'd by michael goatilee

Smokes vapes and will then make the move onto cigars, so lungs are kind of fucked
Wont take dark humour well, but will still make those kind of jokes

Boy: joe gorilla, fortnite killa

Joe Gorilla: *cough**cough*

by MortonHearsAMoo February 17, 2023

gorilla booster

Someone that licks (steals) from stores, but what sets them apart from normal boosters is that gorilla boosters don't care who sees them or if they trigger any alarms on the way out. Their only goal is to lick the item and leave.

fence: bro i just licked 100 bucks worth of food

gorilla booster: shi bruh thats nothin, i walked out with 5 bags, 2 shovels, and a santa from cvs, the alarms rang and the manager chased me out!

fence: damn bruh u a gorilla booster FR

by Bnklau February 27, 2024

The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.

Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.

by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016

100 men vs 1 gorilla

A Debate of the century and brain rot

A: hey who would win 100 men vs 1 gorilla

B: I don’t give a shit, how the fuck did you get in my house?

by Fantastic Epic Man Big Op Yo May 4, 2025

Vanilla Gorilla

One known as Mikey Briggs.... Founded in Flint Mi.

Yesterday He gave her that vanilla Gorilla... They can't get enough Mikey Briggs

by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022

Gorilla Worthy

When you'd pay a thousand dollars to sleep with a girl.

Indicates extreme worthiness.

Can apply to any girl - whether a pro or not.

Dude: jesus! check out that chick!
Dude: yeah, gorilla worthy for sure.

by Big Mac on Acid August 27, 2009

Gorilla Hump

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.

I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.

by CockDiesal August 13, 2009