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Canadian Cold Front

The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.
My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.
by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009
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Canadian Air-Conditioning

Driving with one arm hanging out of your car window, cos your chiller broke.
Guy1: "Why's your right arm brown?"
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
by Uncle Des September 2, 2009
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Canadian Back Hoe

When one is sticking one's meat stick in a girl's pooper, and the girl's father walks in and catches you balls deep in her browneye. You then whip out your man beef, and slap the gentleman across his face with your muddy stick so as to teach him a lesson.
One of the most embarrasing things happened last night, dude. I was pluggin my girl's mud highway, and her father walked in.

Dude, what did you do?

I gave him the ol' Canadian Back Hoe, of course!
by Crappy Diaper April 10, 2008
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Sweet Canadian Mullet

Can be use to describe some thing cool or sweet. Orignated in Watkins Glen, NY. Also can be found on the inside of SoBe caps.
by Christopher Stephany January 13, 2004
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Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open
Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*
by ghostluchador May 23, 2018
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Canadian gift basket

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.
Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.
by Street sweeper April 11, 2015
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Canadian Food Fight

The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.
Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?
by Napple1025 July 27, 2016
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