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Noodle soup fucking

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup
I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.
by baby face megeee March 20, 2020
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tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis
Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody
by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
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National Noodle Day

National Noodle day takes place the 25th of every month. It takes place during lunch where one friend brings noodles for everyone who sits at your lunch table.
24: “okay <name> is bringing noodles tomorrow.” 25: “YAYYYY NOODLES

National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
by NationalNoodles October 27, 2019
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Tuna Noodle Stank

when someone has the nastiest breath you have every breathed and it smells like a concoction of chicken noodle soup, tuna, and stank. when you smell this smell, there is a 99.999999999% chance that you will be scared for life, potentially dead. it is especially common in middle school boys who have no sense of hygiene at all. once you have smelled tuna noodle stank, you will know immediately. pls be careful out there
Wait.. do you guys smell that? What is that smell?

I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf

.. two periods later ..

Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*
by ligilakename10940839 March 15, 2023
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Spicy noodle situation

A situation in which a person grows unwanted affection for someone when they it's bad for them
Increasing love for somebody who you know is toxic for your mental health

- a spicy noodle situation
by LankyAsianbro February 17, 2018
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Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
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Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.
by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016
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