Your mom

What I did last night.

Person: What have you done last night ?
Me: Your mom.

by Banco_ May 9, 2022

Your mom

has big flaps

your mom

by Opposum123456789 July 7, 2019

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Your Mom's Girlfriend

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐

"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom July 14, 2022

Your mom

"your mom" is a joke or threat or maybe roast

Besides its april fools

-Roast-
Y/N: your mom 💀

Person 1: GRHRRHRGGRGRGR *kicks your balls rapidly*

-joke-
Y/N: your mom 💀

Person 2: omg so funny haha 😂😂 *kicks your balls hardly*

-threat-
Y/N: your mom 💀

Person 3: bitch what *kicks balls through sun*

by Wise person as an asian April 3, 2022

Your mom

A person who is either absolutely caring and loving towards you or in many cases a complete scumbag

Extra # 1: Hey man how´s your mom?
Extra: Can I have your mom instead

by I eat your toes for breakfast March 12, 2022

Your Mom

The woman I fucked last night. She is also your mother.

I shot my sticky white cum in Your Mom last night.

by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023