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window jump

what you're supposed to do when idiots are arguing about really stupid shit
The argument was so stupid I had to do the window jump.
by johnson7365 March 3, 2007
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Windows Vista

A Windows-based Operating System, released on October 22, 2009. It's base upon Windows XP made it functional in stock condition. Upon adding internet access and downloads to this concoction, Vista goes into Hyper-Security mode. It asks users constantly whether or not they want to let a program run.

In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.
Julia: Hey, Marissa! I just upgraded to Windows Vista. I'll be more secured than ever!

Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.
by MS-DOS August 1, 2012
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windows vista

piece of shit that should have never happened, cost the microsoft more than it cost you
that is just a windows vista(a.k.a crap and/or shit)
by bilboTbaggins July 1, 2012
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Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina
Lee waters licks jays butchers window
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Windows

An extremley easy to use desktop operating system. Very optimized and compatible with a wide range of software applications and hardware devices. However, LINUX is better for servers because Windows tends to need to rebooted every few days to retain performance. After about a week of uptime, Windows becomes slow and incredibly hard to use efficiently.
Windows = ultimate workstation os
LINUX = any situation where reliability and stability are a concern (like db, web, ftp, proxy, dns, and news servers.
by root@localhost August 23, 2003
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windows

A company which strangely enough in a short period of time came out with the programs CE, ME, and NT.... which If you put together spell out Windows CEMENT.
Look mommy Bill gates is making fun of us!

He'll do what he damn well pleases johnny! Hes got enough money to personally pay off every one of the dodgers to come to our house and kick our asses.
by K~ August 10, 2003
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window chopper

An individual who is always talking about his/her adventures with the opposite sex, but never actually talks TO said opposite sex
Man, Bob's always talking about girls but I've never actually seen him WITH one, he is such a Window Chopper
by asi007 January 23, 2007
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